Post by TheBorg on Aug 1, 2013 12:19:46 GMT -5
So I saved one of the most holy posts from SRH EVER
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1. Don't talk about SRH
2. No, really. Don't do it.
3. Get out
4. Disagreeing with someone always classifies you as butthurt, no exceptions.
5. There is no 5th rule
6. If it is a word, it has a sexual meaning. No exceptions.
7. Faget is the holy word of SRH, and should only be used in the worship of Tyler.
8. Gun Killer always quote chains. No exceptions.
9. Newfags can't triforce.
10. Everything is fake and gay. No exceptions.
11. Drake is always drunk. No exceptions.
12. Ponies
12.1 You hate them
12.1.1 Unless you're Borg
13. Spiderman is God
14. Marshmellow is the best looking admin. No exceptions.
15. Chernobyl didn't happen.
15.1 Hello Nukette
16. Speakercity looks down on all of us. No exceptions.
17. Asking for mod increases your chances tenfold. I promise.
18. If you see an About Me thread, you MUST attack the poster. No exceptions.
19. Fegelein
19.1 Fegelein
19.1.1 Fegelein
20. The Forum Mods are always warn happy. Always.
20.1 If you get a forum warn, it's always the mod's fault.
21. The Church of Moose will always prevail.
22. Spam is a godless place of heatherns, AKA SRH members.
23. Anyone worse than you is a newfag and anyone better than you has no life.
24. If something's wrong, it's probably Drake's fault.
24.1 Unless it's the CiderTwo. Then it's Rodrigo's fault.
24.1 Unless it's the MC server. Then it's Diag's fault.
24.1.1 Unless it's Clutch's fault.
25. Neckbeards are the best kind of beards.
26. Moose makes too many forum awards. Fuck 'em.
26.1 Moose is the reason this place sucks. No exceptions.
27. Drake has a homoboner for Spider's postcount.
28. Chowder is always here. No exceptions.
29. DDOSing is fun.
30. Slap * 0 is the best command.
30.1 inb4 Trixie
31. TwoD is the most famous homosexual, respect him.
32. The Comrades secretly rule SRH.
33. The cool kids hang out in the spam forum.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. Ozzy is the best piano player you know.
35.1 Ozzy is the best piano player I know.
37. You didn't notice there is no rule 36.
37.1 Okay, maybe you did notice.
37.1.1 Don't lie.
36. Ohwait here it is.
38. If you've ever played on the server, you've probably been raped by Chad.
39. [larry] is best RP. No exceptions.
40. If you say one insult, it will be reported as bullying. No exceptions.
41. Mister saves lives.
41.1 Unless he's busy.
42. Drake is a raging pervert.
43. Americans are the scum of the Earth, no exceptions.
43.1 Unless you're American.
44. Everyone is better than everyone.
45. DIAG IS AN ELDER LOL
46. You miss Saddam and you know it.
47. Jason Blade is probably masturbating while posting.
48. Sonny is the best raider. No exceptions.
49. Jason will never achieve Jake's score.
50. Don't you ever, ever make a joke about cancer.
50.1 Failure to follow rule 50 will result in you making an apology thread for Aflac.
51. No matter how funny you think your post was, no one laughed.
_____
1. Don't talk about SRH
2. No, really. Don't do it.
3. Get out
4. Disagreeing with someone always classifies you as butthurt, no exceptions.
5. There is no 5th rule
6. If it is a word, it has a sexual meaning. No exceptions.
7. Faget is the holy word of SRH, and should only be used in the worship of Tyler.
8. Gun Killer always quote chains. No exceptions.
9. Newfags can't triforce.
10. Everything is fake and gay. No exceptions.
11. Drake is always drunk. No exceptions.
12. Ponies
12.1 You hate them
12.1.1 Unless you're Borg
13. Spiderman is God
14. Marshmellow is the best looking admin. No exceptions.
15. Chernobyl didn't happen.
15.1 Hello Nukette
16. Speakercity looks down on all of us. No exceptions.
17. Asking for mod increases your chances tenfold. I promise.
18. If you see an About Me thread, you MUST attack the poster. No exceptions.
19. Fegelein
19.1 Fegelein
19.1.1 Fegelein
20. The Forum Mods are always warn happy. Always.
20.1 If you get a forum warn, it's always the mod's fault.
21. The Church of Moose will always prevail.
22. Spam is a godless place of heatherns, AKA SRH members.
23. Anyone worse than you is a newfag and anyone better than you has no life.
24. If something's wrong, it's probably Drake's fault.
24.1 Unless it's the CiderTwo. Then it's Rodrigo's fault.
24.1 Unless it's the MC server. Then it's Diag's fault.
24.1.1 Unless it's Clutch's fault.
25. Neckbeards are the best kind of beards.
26. Moose makes too many forum awards. Fuck 'em.
26.1 Moose is the reason this place sucks. No exceptions.
27. Drake has a homoboner for Spider's postcount.
28. Chowder is always here. No exceptions.
29. DDOSing is fun.
30. Slap * 0 is the best command.
30.1 inb4 Trixie
31. TwoD is the most famous homosexual, respect him.
32. The Comrades secretly rule SRH.
33. The cool kids hang out in the spam forum.
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
35. Ozzy is the best piano player you know.
35.1 Ozzy is the best piano player I know.
37. You didn't notice there is no rule 36.
37.1 Okay, maybe you did notice.
37.1.1 Don't lie.
36. Ohwait here it is.
38. If you've ever played on the server, you've probably been raped by Chad.
39. [larry] is best RP. No exceptions.
40. If you say one insult, it will be reported as bullying. No exceptions.
41. Mister saves lives.
41.1 Unless he's busy.
42. Drake is a raging pervert.
43. Americans are the scum of the Earth, no exceptions.
43.1 Unless you're American.
44. Everyone is better than everyone.
45. DIAG IS AN ELDER LOL
46. You miss Saddam and you know it.
47. Jason Blade is probably masturbating while posting.
48. Sonny is the best raider. No exceptions.
49. Jason will never achieve Jake's score.
50. Don't you ever, ever make a joke about cancer.
50.1 Failure to follow rule 50 will result in you making an apology thread for Aflac.
51. No matter how funny you think your post was, no one laughed.
