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Post by MattTheZombie on Mar 27, 2013 7:23:11 GMT -5
So on monday my school had a snow day so my brother and I were just sitting around the house and thought. "This day would be awesome if we had weed". Suddenly a friend face times my brother while hes toking. We then ask if we could get some. Told us where to meet. We meet. Pay 20 dollars for 5 nickel bags. Come back to our house and smoke one then walk to subway while high as shit. Do you know how hard it is to order a sub while blazed out of your mind? Well anyways today I made a special place to put all of my weed. I took this old briefcase toy thing from when i was 8 and put sharpie all over it. lemme read out some of it. "Toke every day" "BLAZE BOX" "420 blaze it fagot" "Mary Jane".
Also. I stayed home from school today realising that i would have INFINITE blaze time.
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Post by John Ehud Nukette on Mar 27, 2013 12:43:37 GMT -5
HEY IT'S VINCE WITH THE SHTICKY-ICKY
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Post by MattTheZombie on Mar 27, 2013 14:18:08 GMT -5
MY ASSHOLE BURNS WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS. JUST HAD TO SAY THAT.
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Post by MattTheZombie on Mar 27, 2013 19:50:57 GMT -5
>dad and mom get home >tell them im really tired >lay on downstairs couch >almost literaly pass out for 5 hours >wake up >pitch black outside >nobodies home >whatthefuckman.jpg
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Post by John Ehud Nukette on Mar 27, 2013 21:00:45 GMT -5
THE RAPTURE MAN
OR THEY GOIN TO TELL THE COPS
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